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I NEVER restore all old tabs. If I lose them in a restart, they're gone. It is a blessing to be set free from a prison of my own creation
nicole boyce
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nicole boyce
@nicolewboyce
lesbian but also gay as in stupid. cohost/writer @ Owned from @smartless @campsidemedia. other stuff @newyorker @nymag @comedycentral
Joined September 2012
- liquidating my assets (merging all my Starbucks gift cards into one gift card in the Starbucks app)
- cara delevingne and ashley benson carrying a sex swing into their apartment is the official marker of the beginning of pride monthCara Delevingne and Ashley Benson seen getting into their home on May. 28
- I was just in an uber pool with a couple going to their WEDDING and they had the audacity to be mad at ME for joining the pool even though they chose UBER POOL on their WEDDING DAY
- i tried to take a screenshot of me βpretendβ buying $99.99 worth of stars on the jeremy renner app but I used my thumb to take the screenshot and accidentally authorized the payment. I wish this was a joke
- getting a βcan we rescheduleβ text right before leaving the house
- that makes sense. she invented driving with her 2007 hit βShut Up and DriveβRihanna at the F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix.
- YES!!!!! [reading second part of tweet] NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!Barry Keoghan to star in Saddam Hussein movie, but heβs not playing Saddam Hussein dlvr.it/T2pJ8P
- why are the bachelorette contestant images filled with the saddest fun facts Iβve ever seen in my life
