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Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut
@nicolebyer
See me live? Buy my merch?👇🏾click da link Nailed It & Comedians of the World on Netflix listen to my podcasts Why Won’t You Date Me? 90 Day Bae & Best Friends
NYC/LA/?
Joined February 2009
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    “If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”: Spring breakers are still flocking to Miami, despite coronavirus warnings. cbsn.ws/33sb67i
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    Imagine having a bill named after you because you’re racist. You love to see it
    NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo asks state lawmakers to adopt ‘Amy Cooper’ 911 false accusation bill. More: bit.ly/3dGwCJH
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    How’s social distancing going? Yesterday I took a nap to stop eating.
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    Hi @iamcardib I host a show called @NailedIt and I truly think you’d be wonderful on it
    How sweet. Homemade Chocolate cover strawberries ❤️❤️
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    Here I posted it on Instagram but twitter can have it too... I wrote something to help your white children understand what’s going on... I did the work now you do some
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    If Kim Cattrall doesn’t come back for the SATC reboot lemme play her with no explanation.
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    I’m truly so sick of people not wearing masks and not staying home if they can. IM TRYING TO FUCK SO MUCH IN 2021. SO CAN EVERYONE GET IT TOGETHER SO I CAN GET POUNDED OUT IN THE NEW YEAR?
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    Long story short, I made a man so mad at the airport today he got outta his car walked over to mine and screamed at me culminating with “I’ll pull you outta that car” and I yelled “no you won’t I’m very big” he walked away bc he knew my truth was also his.
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    I miss quarantine twas a simpler time where I was single because of the global pandemic and not my personality
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    Wow @rejectedjokes got me the best gift - a chat with Tails. I cried. Check out my extra special Sonic The Hedgehog special of my podcast, Why Won’t You Date Me?! Watch it on YouTube or listen anywhere you get your podcasts.
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    #NailedIt emcee Nicole Byer is now the most-nominated Black woman for outstanding host with four nods. However, she has yet to convert any of these into wins. variety.com/2023/tv/awards… via @Variety @nicolebyer
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    I love the people tweeting about things going back to normal after the current president fades away. Let’s not go back to normal. Let’s hold the people we elected accountable to change shit yah? So much is fucked why would we stop here? Why now?