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“If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”: Spring breakers are still flocking to Miami, despite coronavirus warnings. cbsn.ws/33sb67i
Here I posted it on Instagram but twitter can have it too... I wrote something to help your white children understand what’s going on... I did the work now you do some
I’m truly so sick of people not wearing masks and not staying home if they can. IM TRYING TO FUCK SO MUCH IN 2021. SO CAN EVERYONE GET IT TOGETHER SO I CAN GET POUNDED OUT IN THE NEW YEAR?
Long story short, I made a man so mad at the airport today he got outta his car walked over to mine and screamed at me culminating with “I’ll pull you outta that car” and I yelled “no you won’t I’m very big” he walked away bc he knew my truth was also his.
Wow @rejectedjokes got me the best gift - a chat with Tails. I cried. Check out my extra special Sonic The Hedgehog special of my podcast, Why Won’t You Date Me?! Watch it on YouTube or listen anywhere you get your podcasts.
I love the people tweeting about things going back to normal after the current president fades away. Let’s not go back to normal. Let’s hold the people we elected accountable to change shit yah? So much is fucked why would we stop here? Why now?