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What's up with it, Vanilla Face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside.
Nick Wojcicki
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Nick Wojcicki
@nickwoj98
Illini Alum
Chicago, IL
Born November 22
Joined December 2013
- The first 50° weekend in March is gonna hit like crack
- Met the prettiest girl ever last night and we're grabbing drinks in two weeks which means I have two weeks to get in the best shape of my life. Wish me luck everyone. Thanks.
- AOC is so hot. Sorry. Had to be said. Deleting tomorrow.
00:00 - Women will never understand how comfortable it is as a man to just lay on the living room couch hungover on a rainy NFL Sunday with your hands in your pants
- BREAKING: President Trump just announced that the military draft is being reinstated. Effective immediately, the following groups of people will be drafted first: - Pickleball players - Vegans - Mormons - Pitbull owners - New Jersey "Italians" - Men under 5'6" - The Amish
- I've been ballin' so damn hard, I swear I think that I'm Kobe
- Zero brain cells left from this weekend and they still couldn't get me. Yep, I am the man.
- Been on an insane McD's bender recently. Fifth time getting it after work in the past 10 days. Not good guys.
- Do you guys like my new apartment $850/month one bedroom River North
- D-Rose... from the logo... BANG!!!
Got the Holy Trinity of CTA commutes this morning. Brown Line to Red Line to Blue Line. Currently 6:15 a.m. and I have to be in the Medical District by 7. Need a miracle here...
