If there were a bunch of foreigners currently ignoring government orders on British soil this lot would be the very first to show their outrage.
Nick Goff
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Nick Goff
@nickgoff79
Wolverhampton Wanderers Tweeter Of The Year 2014, 2016 and 2021.
Joined December 2010
- Open mail. Bloody speeding ticket. "I told you you drive too fast. And with the kids in the car too. It's dangerous. let this be a lesson to you." Checks date of offence and who was driving. Wasn't me was it. There really is no sweeter feeling. I'm just going to smile all day.
- Gyokores or Sesko for £20m next summer is actually going to be a very tough decision for Fenerbahce.
- Can’t remember but it will have been on talksportWhat's the worst football opinion you've ever heard?
- Gabriel Jesus's two goals came on 45+8 mins and 52 mins. So technically he scored his second one before he scored his first one.
- Big shouts of NOOOO but Partey ignored them
- Pro drinkers month starts today. No queues at the bar for a few weeks with all the part-timer sheep doing their silly January detox. Hit it hard in January then duck out in February when pubs get overrun with Six Nations weirdos. Attack January, you know it makes sense. A bosh.
- Just saw Matt Le Tissier in the pub toilet. Asked him if he was looking for a 5G mast. Wasn’t appreciated. We continue
- Man Utd and Spurs go into opposite halves of the draw so they can’t meet until the final. They won’t be able to meet in the final either, due to both being rubbish.
- There's only one Z in a Scrabble set, so the second would be a blank for 0 points. What a dick.Szoboszlai is the first player this season to score a freekick where the distance (in yards) from goal matches the Scrabble score of his surname (30)
- Is Jorge Mendes her agent too?
- Just argued with a mate that Littler is more likely to win 0 wolrd titles in his life than 10+, so we’ve bet on it with a 2064 cut off. So not only do I need him to lose tonight and every subsequent year to get paid out, I also need to live til 85. Not well thought through.
- I would open pubs for 35-45 year olds exclusively first. The youth can’t be trusted not to go silly and the elderly are at risk if they catch the lurgy. Clear sweet spot of age which can be trusted. Rest of you stay safe at home please, give us a month to check it’s safe out.
- The weirdest football development of the summer by a mile is Wigan Athletic selling a defender called Reece James to Sunderland then loaning a defender from Chelsea to replace him also called Reece James.
