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Ngaio Bealum
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Ngaio Bealum
@ngaio420
The Dank Diplomat. Cannabis expert on #cookingonhigh. Comedian, writer, juggler, musician, parent, activist, great cook. Hard beats and soft drugs. Oon-Guy-Yo.
- Cost of a root canal in Barcelona: $450 Cost of a root canal in Sacramento: $2200 Round trip ticket to Barcelona: $800 Hotel and food for 3 days in Barcelona: $600 I could fly to Barcelona, get a root canal, and have money left when I got back. American health care is a scam.
- Technically, this is a sloppy JosèDoes this count as tacos?
- Replying to @ericlavelle_I'm 53. I used to comment like: "Dang" or "Unfair". But I'm learning from the youngins, so now I say: "Respectfully 👀"
- Replying to @_BayBeyI hope she said this to the kids: "It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting."
- Replying to @Mt_KiliBenjaro and @TheFineFeminineOne hand on the neck. one hand on the frontal.
- When you believe in peace and love but you aint here for the fuckery.
- Asking me if I'm high at work is a HIPPA violation.
- Smoke a joint first. It will taste like heaven.How do I make drinking water more fun
- Replying to @iEXpressMe and @ericlavelle_Sheeit. Shoot your shot 2021 is in full effect! Besides: I said "Respectfully".
