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jason concepcion
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- “I only lost my sense of smell.” that’s your nervous system right there, my guy. thats your brain.
- "well im a fascist now, and its your fault." - every billionaire after getting roasted online
- it’s just like the flu. remember how every year around flu season the economy gets shut down and medical professionals take to social media to beg for supplies
- what's the word for people who feel like including people of color ruins something
- lots of awful things occurring bc dudes in 1780 liked owning people and had guns that shot once every two minutes
- harden looking looking at the fat suit that got him out of houston. “it worked last time.”
- who couldve predicted this except everyone
- Eddie Van Halen did the Beat It solo in one take for free
- my retirement plan is simple: four days ago I started trading exactly one stock
- truly wild state of affairs when the guy who can launch the nukes is asking me when things will change
- fire up the wood-chipperBaby Yoda or Baby Groot? One gotta go.
- I love the way draymond explains incidents like they happened when he was in his werewolf formDraymond: “As you know, I’m not one to apologize for things that I meant to do, but I do apologize to Jusuf because I didn’t intend to hit him.”
