crying bc of goblins balatro comment holy shit you cant make this up
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@neturtle
ssbu box zelda // octagon TO // optcg buggy
seattle
Born January 6
Joined January 2016
- I will be competing with my B0XX controller at BOBC7 The 20XX BOXX was my first box controller. It allowed me to continue playing smash when my hands were giving up on me Thank you for stopping by my streams and for helping me fix it when I was encountering issues Fly High Hax
- perks of TOing: while cleaning up i noticed that someone left an unopened caprisun on one of the tables. the caprisun is now mine :D
- HAHA btw this should be obvious but don’t touch or follow girls around at smash events!!!!! :D thank god for my friends
- how i feel when my opponent touches my $30 card without asking then sets it down with a flick
- I'm giving up on being attractive to focus on getting better at Smash Bros. This was a hard decision for me to make, but every second of the day counts. I can’t shower in good faith knowing that I’m wasting time not labbing box zelda up b angles. Best, SUPER NETURTLE MASTER
YOU CANNOT BE ATTRACTIVE AND GOOD AT SMASH BROS - Melee people are so much more chill than Ultimate holy shit 😭 no offense LOL
- IM GAMING
Majors Mansion photos are up 🫶🏽 if you see your friends make sure to tag them/let them know!! all RTs appreciated as well 🖤 gallery link below! - Walked up to set mid game and asked someone “what game is this” like the game count and they deadass hit me with the “smash ultimate” 🧍🏻♀️
