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I once met a man in his 70s named Tyler and I asked if he was the first Tyler and he got sooooo mad.
Vanessa Guerrero
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Vanessa Guerrero
@nessguerrero
- Shut the fuck upA cafe has developed a sensor whose door only opens to people who "smile"! This should happen all over the world. 😂
- Living in LA, I’ve lived in many a neighborhood in which police helicopters circle all day and they don’t do anything except be loud an annoying. You know what improved the morale and safety of my neighborhood in less than two weeks? A new taco stand. I’m 1000% serious.
- I JUST CALLED A TOW TRUCK ON A CYBERTRUCK. IM A NARC FOR GOOD.
- Earlier this year I received a kiss so awful and heinous that when I got in my uber he turned around and set “that was hard to watch”
- Johnny Knoxville being knocked out by Butterbean and immediately asking while concussed “Is Butterbean okay?” Is legendary cinema.
- My mom asked me what a friend does and now I’m explaining what a dominatrix is to my mom and she was like “you should do that, you loved kicking boys as a child”
- Replying to @nessguerreroThey also posted up at a bus stop and out open until 2am. Meaning people waiting for a bud stop are not longer waiting alone in the dark. There’s a noticiable air of camaraderie, safety and enthusiasm. Street vendors did more for our neighborhood than the city ever did.
- Replying to @nessguerreroSo the next time you see the elote guy, thank him for his service. He’s doin’ a whole lot more than selling corn.
- Replying to @nessguerreroIn general Street food vendors on a block means more pedestrian foot traffic round the clock, if they’re open late, that’s more eyes in a neighborhood. Additionally in an area with many dark empty storefronts, literally adds light and vitality to the area.
- Replying to @nessguerreroCity planners had left the area in disrepair. The vendors literally CLEANED THE BLOCK. THEY PICKED UP TRASH THE CITY NEGLECTS. I’m serious when I say in the area they posted up, it’s markedly cleaner. This is not the work of the local waste removal services. This is taqueros.
- Replying to @nessguerreroMore of the neighborhood is meeting each other waiting in line for nearby tacos. I met people three houses down I didn’t know. It feels like we’re all only now getting to know each other, over a torta and some soda.
- I miss actors with weird teeth. Veneers are ruining everything.
