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nerve haver
@nervehaver
shrieking, incandescent ball of rage trapped inside the body of a depressed horny commie nerd woman, wrapped in a veneer of brazen shitposting named vivian
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    nerve haver
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    Nov 29, 2021
    i want you all to know from the bottom of my heart that this is not an act and i really am like this in person
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    May 23, 2022
    sure babe keep telling yourself that
    Which of the following items might help an HR professional drive employee retention and success? A, A ping-pong table. Correct. Other answers: B, Additional responsibilities. C, A raise in pay. Incorrect. Often when an employee leaves, it's not about the money. A good exit interview can help determine the real causes of employee discontent.
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    Nov 20, 2022
    sources are telling me that this is actually sexy, and that i have it completely backward when i feel insecure about mine showing through a dress??
    Zoomed-in picture of a woman’s abdomen bulging through a tight, high-waisted skirt.
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    @nervehaver
    Mar 5, 2022
    still in absolute awe of this exchange
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    @nervehaver
    Apr 7, 2022
    this website is incredible because there are people i’ve known for years and yet i have no idea what gender they are or what they even look like. their gender is Friend and their appearance is No
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    @nervehaver
    Jan 24, 2023
    doctors who won’t tie someone’s tubes without permission from the patient’s husband all deserve to lose their license and never practice medicine again ❤️
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    @nervehaver
    Jan 3, 2022
    absolutely insufferable how morning people think their sleep schedule is the only valid one and that everyone with a different sleep schedule is a lazy piece of trash who deserves every sleep disruption they get
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    @nervehaver
    Mar 1, 2022
    just laughed harder at this than i’ve laughed at anything in months
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    @nervehaver
    Oct 8, 2021
    the POWER of this tweet. the sheer MIGHT.
    Screenshot of tweet from verified user Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog on Oct 1: “Since #IAmNonBinary is trending, now is a good time to remind you that there are only males and females in the world. There are no other human sexes. Just those two. That's called a binary system. You are not non-binary. Nobody is.” Quote tweet from private account purse @purseBrownie: “you're right there are two sexes. the one i have with your dad and the one i have with your mother”.
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    @nervehaver
    Jan 3, 2022
    night people when morning people are asleep vs. morning people when night people are asleep
    Meme of SpongeBob tiptoeing very carefully and nervously.
    Meme of Bart Simpson stomping around, yelling, and banging pots and pans together.
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    @nervehaver
    Aug 9, 2022
    thinking about how this picture really needs to be in history textbooks
    New Hope Church sign that originally said "God says homosexuality is sin" but has had the last s removed to make it say "God says homosexuality is in". A person with a beard and a T-shirt of an astronaut with a boom box is holding the plastic s and smiling mischievously, and another person who has a beard, gauges, and light blue T-shirt is standing beside them and also smiling at the camera, implying that the two of them pulled off the prank together.
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    @nervehaver
    Mar 27, 2023
    history books never prepared me for how surreal it is to have to continue with the minutiae of daily life no matter how cataclysmic the news gets, how twisted the fabric of society becomes, or how monstrously those around us behave
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    @nervehaver
    Oct 23, 2021
    never ever donate to the Salvation Army
    Simpsons bus driver meme captioned: “IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN DON'T FUCKING DONATE TO THE SALVATION ARMY”.
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    Aug 1, 2022
    much of today’s contentious gender relations can be explained by realizing that straight men are still reeling from the culture shock of finally, for the first time in history, having to actually be likable in order to get a wife.
    Screenshot of 4chan post that says “Modern men have to work 5x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were. Its called hoeflation. and its destroying western men's desires to be providers and protectors.”