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Evan M.D.
@nerditry
homeschool varsity letterman
Southern Appalachia
Joined January 2009
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    In the South, shade is just diet Sun.
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    I’ve never felt like I was missing out by not saying the N word. But then that “eating beans” meme came along...
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    I guarantee he was just out doing this and the parade found him
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    Replying to @Suite_Tea
    Class action is on the way
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    Replying to @vdeIrossi and @LeeLeePotatoes
    From now on they're cold ostriches
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    Me, Wednesday mornings:
    Update: Taco is being released
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    Nice ass shrub. Good pick.
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    Replying to @BravoCoolee and @BamaSlymm
    And they will @ Waffle House and be like “DRAG HIM!”
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    Replying to @Yamscasino
    you're the one that sounds pressed.
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    Replying to @CourtneeHendrix and @CyberSeCX
    Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch…
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    Replying to @thekillakay_ and @SlymmSupreme
    This is honeybun vs hot cheetos at 7:30 AM energy
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    Replying to @MurderMedusa and @el_budget
    Look at them bragging on spending $10 to make $1 cornbread.
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    Replying to @el_budget
    He doesn’t see the L anymore but he’s got a CDL
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    He was peeing behind what he thought was a dumpster and it mounted him