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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
@neorsd
sewers are the original social media network. yes we are the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District. Customer Service: 216 881-8247
Cleveland, Ohio
Joined October 2010
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    if you're new here, please expect the following content at any time: • infrastructure is important • stormwater management • warriors blew a 3-1 lead • wipes are not flushable • critical service announcements • CLE sports memes • pop culture • poop culture • bad tiktoks
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    next time you feel sad or defeated, think about the billions of gallons of safe clean water this year that used to be actual very literal sewage
    a gloved hand holds a jar of cloudy brown sewage.
    the same gloved hand holds the same style jar but it’s filled with clear cleaned water.
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    in honor of Presidents Day, here is the complete list of US presidents who died from waterborne diseases. 1/
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    toilet paper: OK toilet papers: not OK
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    you may ask yourself “why is a sewer district tweeting at 1:16 in the morning” and you may ask yourself “why am i awake reading sewer district tweets at 1:16 in the morning” and it is then in that moment that you realize
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    Dear followers:

Last night, news reports indicated Elon Musk, the owner and CEO of Twitter, announced he plans to step down as Chief Executive Officer of the popular social media platform when a suitable successor is found.

We want to lay rest to any rumors that we have been considered a frontrunner for the position.

While it is true that we are experts in our field managing billions of dollars of infrastructure, maintaining a complex social network that connects a million people with hundreds of thousands of daily active users, and are well equipped to manage a seemingly endless flow of crappy content, serving the residents of Northeast Ohio as a public utility is and will always be our top priority.

Still tweeting, always treating.
Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District
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    update: we are just 950,078 followers away from 1 million
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    00:00
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    Replying to @anushkmittal
    i can only handle one sewage-filled social media network at a time, anushk.
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    hope can be a process. gradual. energy intensive. a result of help from others we may never meet. may you receive the treatment you need today, whatever it may be.
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    plumbing tip, if anything is leaking in the bathroom it should not be classified documents.
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    our network of crap remains publicly owned so
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    fondly remember, of all the hours you scrolled twitter in the bathroom, sewers were there for you first. and we’ll be there for you last.