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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
@neorsd
sewers are the original social media network. yes we are the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District. Customer Service: 216 881-8247
Cleveland, Ohio
neorsd.org/social
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
    @neorsd
    Jun 5, 2022
    if you're new here, please expect the following content at any time: • infrastructure is important • stormwater management • warriors blew a 3-1 lead • wipes are not flushable • critical service announcements • CLE sports memes • pop culture • poop culture • bad tiktoks
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
    @neorsd
    Oct 16, 2024
    next time you feel sad or defeated, think about the billions of gallons of safe clean water this year that used to be actual very literal sewage
    a gloved hand holds a jar of cloudy brown sewage.
    the same gloved hand holds the same style jar but it’s filled with clear cleaned water.
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
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    Feb 20, 2023
    in honor of Presidents Day, here is the complete list of US presidents who died from waterborne diseases. 1/
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
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    Feb 10, 2022
    toilet paper: OK toilet papers: not OK
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
    @neorsd
    Feb 11, 2023
    you may ask yourself “why is a sewer district tweeting at 1:16 in the morning” and you may ask yourself “why am i awake reading sewer district tweets at 1:16 in the morning” and it is then in that moment that you realize
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
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    Dec 21, 2022
    Dear followers
    Dear followers: Last night, news reports indicated Elon Musk, the owner and CEO of Twitter, announced he plans to step down as Chief Executive Officer of the popular social media platform when a suitable successor is found. We want to lay rest to any rumors that we have been considered a frontrunner for the position. While it is true that we are experts in our field managing billions of dollars of infrastructure, maintaining a complex social network that connects a million people with hundreds of thousands of daily active users, and are well equipped to manage a seemingly endless flow of crappy content, serving the residents of Northeast Ohio as a public utility is and will always be our top priority. Still tweeting, always treating. Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
    @neorsd
    Jan 20, 2023
    update: we are just 950,078 followers away from 1 million
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
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    May 31, 2022
    Replying to @tacobell
    we'll be ready.
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
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    Jul 21, 2022
    oof now i know how @hiitaylorblake feels
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
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    Oct 17, 2024
    Replying to @anushkmittal
    i can only handle one sewage-filled social media network at a time, anushk.
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
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    Oct 16, 2024
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    hope can be a process. gradual. energy intensive. a result of help from others we may never meet. may you receive the treatment you need today, whatever it may be.
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
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    Jun 9, 2023
    plumbing tip, if anything is leaking in the bathroom it should not be classified documents.
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
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    Apr 25, 2022
    our network of crap remains publicly owned so
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    NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
    @neorsd
    Nov 18, 2022
    fondly remember, of all the hours you scrolled twitter in the bathroom, sewers were there for you first. and we’ll be there for you last.