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- My culture does not use food to bring people together and we do not like to laugh. Family means nothing to us.
- lmao. Can't believe Donald trump is married to a chick named Flotus
- (Waking up after drinking 12 beers) i think i have covid :/
- the dumbest thing i do is get annoyed by one specific thing a guy does and then i pretend it is a universal feeling. an old guy held the door for me when i was an absurd length away (30 feet) and i thought "old people use politeness as a weapon." what the fuck am i talking about
- there is a real problem for young white men in todays culture. the only thing that they can do to get approval from society is to unexpectedly order food in perfect mandarin
- My son is a 4.0 gpa student at a good private school, high IQ, captain of the foot ball team, he’s hung, he’s doing jazz dance, he blows insane ropes, he volunteers for meals on wheels, he’s a 9 incher, horse hung guy, lotsa abs and even he can’t get into Yale or Harvard.
- (French DJ voice) I just want to say... To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL! (Beat kicks in)
- i think it's ok if white women make jokes about white guys podcasting. its basically their "women be shoppin". Remember how much we liked saying "women be shoppin". It was fun. And thats how they feel right now. And I think thats beautiful
- What did British people think about Austin Powers. Were they mad at us
- hillary is cool. She saw the kermit the frog drinking the tea picture in 2019 and is now basing her entire personality around it and her most die hard supporters (white people who primarily communicate via reaction gifs of black women) absolutely love it
- everyone under 22 is posting things like DO NOT FORCE CHILDREN TO LEARN TO READ IF THEY DONT WANT TO with a bunch of emojis around it in some kind of sick race to the finish line
- sick of conservatives overestimating DEI. Do you know what DEI actually does? All DEI does is make PowerPoints. That’s it. Then they show those PowerPoints to the most important people in the company while they text. After that, they go ignore my emails. That’s it. Nothing else
- If you charge your vape pen by plugging it into the ps4 you get an achievement where the ps4 calls you Chief and Big Man