Surgery, because medicine didn't have enough thoracotomies | Perpetually debating which side of the diaphragm I prefer | Surgery resident @VCUGenSurgRes
Very elderly female patient on rounds recently: “So you’re going to school to become a nurse, then?”
Me: “A doctor, actually!”
Her: *takes my hand in hers, eyes light up* “Women didn’t do that in my day. You go, girl.”
#SheForShe
Now I know some of you may be thinking “wow she owns a swimsuit, how unprofessional”, but all I’m thinking is “wow look at my sternocleidomastoids”.
#MedBikini
Anyone else have those days where you get home from work and can’t muster the energy to walk inside so you sit in your car for 30 minutes? Asking for me.
One of the ortho chiefs at my medical school had these clogs and I thought she was a total badass.
So I bought some in hopes they’d help me channel that same badass lady-boss surgery persona ⚡️
I said the word “vagina” (in respectful conversation regarding what rotation I am on) and a stranger gave me a disgusted glare.
Vagina 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 profane 👏🏻 word. It’s an anatomical part of the female body.
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Grocery shopping this evening on my way home from work, wearing my hospital jacket, when a stranger walked up to me.
“Are you a doctor?”
“Yes, why?” I replied.
“Thank you for what you do.” And he walked away.
🥺
The hierarchy of medicine, according to OR sterility:
Student - merely looks at OR, immediately yelled at for contaminating it.
Resident - can hover 8” from table while unscrubbed without issue.
Attending - can essentially lick the sterile field and all is well.