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Sure was nice not having the stupidest fucking person on the planet be president for a few years
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@mynamehear
They did it. You know who. THEM. Vote blue. Democracy vs. dictatorship should not be a difficult choice.
Joined October 2011
- If you're anti-vax and your child gets measles, don't go to the hospital. You don't believe in medical science. Stay home and inject ivermectin into their eyeball or shove raw milk up their ass or whatever the fuck it is you idiots do.
- BREAKING: Email address linked to Tim Walz found on hardcore plumbing advice forum
- The Supreme Court today: - Homelessness is a crime - Bribery is okie dokie - Companies can pollute all they want and the government is powerless to stop them The guy who started this:
- The world's gonna end because half of America is so racist they voted to give the nuclear codes to the 3 dumbest people on the planet rather than vote for a black woman
- 3 fun facts for MAGA 1. There are 0 recorded cases of post-birth abortions (they don't exist) 2. There are 0 recorded cases of a school nurse performing gender-affirming surgery (duh) 3. You are in a cult Have a good day
- My dad in 1990: You can't believe everything you read. Think and figure things out for yourself My dad in 2022: Joe Biden is 3 lizards in a trenchcoat
- We don't talk enough about how whiny MAGA are. They control every federal lever of government and most of the media and still 90% of their identity is pretending to be some sort of oppressed minority.
- "If you tax billionaires, you'll have no billionaires anymore." Yes, we get it, there's no bad side.
- Sure you've lost your job and your health insurance but at least your kid's about to get polio
- Everyone understands the $100K Trump watches are a way to launder foreign money, right?
- I'm an alpha MAGA. I fear nothing. Except trans people. And gay people. And books. Brown people, black people, women, fair elections, vaccines, rainbows, cities, education, affordable healthcare, taxing billionaires, pronouns, wind turbines, electric stoves, drag queens,
- This election being about a cop vs. a felon and police unions overwhelmingly siding with the felon tells you everything you need to know about who the police really serve.
- I think maybe it was a bad idea to have the stupidest person in the world and the President of the United States be the same person