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north americans will say the darnedest things sometimes like wtf is a "4 hour drive"- can you imagine tho
showing my ffs surgeon a picture of tim henson - a bunch of people followed me cause of this so when i say ur gonna be v disappointed when u realise i mostly just tweet about drugs and sex with older women and counter-strike uhh
- insane people arent just smoking their spliffs down to the roach. last possible drag til i die dawg. i'll hit that shit knowing its just cardboard just to feel smthi saved the scary part from every joint i smoked for the last year and ground them up into one blend. i have 15 joints of just the scary part
- dawg i love being big sis so much. like yea i'll beat that level you're stuck on or teach you how to do drugs sis, ily <333
- instagram tgirls are so much more normal than twitter tgirls im gonna establish a new dichotomy and be super annoying about it i think
- taking ashtray gf applications btw im firmly back on my lesbian bullshit men are gross !!!! call it self care 💅never kill yourself
- idk how youre actually supposed to be an adult. like between holding down a job and your own place and having friends and pursuing interests and doing chores like i can manage maybe 20% of what is expected of me. like how tf do you people do it im just ouppy
- showing my ffs surgeon a picture of tim henson
- ive been exclusively referred to as steph the entire time absolutely zero misgendering weve never been more back dogsseeing my parents for the first time in months in like 15 minutes can u tell im blazed lmfao ive made a terrible mistake pls send help
- injection done w no blood no pain and my therapist told me i pass completely unprompted as he was talking abt smth else. thursday is a day for transsexuals dawg
