“What do you mean you can’t dribble past 5 players and put a precise through ball for your striker from between 5 others”
🚨🇦🇷 Leo Messi: "I'm not planning to become a manager when I will retire. This is not something I'm considering to do".
Markaroni
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Markaroni
@muktesharma
I belong to the sarcastic streets of football, fascinations & fatasses
Joined November 2019
- The highest viewed post of NFL on Super Bowl night was LIONEL MESSI entering their stadium. They not like us.
- Y'all fighting for Vinicius and Rodri while Hummels got the real trophy.
00:00 - Arne Slot really cost Salah the Ballon D’or, made a huge mistake by not playing him against PSG and Newcastle.
- I will forever be grateful to the 11 year old me for becoming a Messi fan.
- Bitch im 24 and still smile like a kid everytime this man scores.
- I feel bad for people who have to live their lives pretending Lionel Messi is not the greatest to play football.
- Completely understand why Nagelsmann preferred a 38 year old fresh out of ACL injury Neuer over Ter Stegen.
- Barcelona tactically cannot rely on La Masia kids tonight. They’re too young to press Brest.
- 37 years ago today, God decided to try his hands on football.
- Next time someone tells me that India has 1.2 Billion people but still can't produce 11 good football players. I'll simply agree. Can't defend this shit anymore.
- They should let Pedri execute one Barca Player at the end of every season for how they treat his creativity.
- This is the most shameless el clasico I have ever watched. Don't care if Barcelona lose this. This is not football.
