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Sean Patton
@mrseanpatton
Joined March 2009
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    We should all tweet this once a day for the next 4 years. It has to stay ingrained in EVERYONE'S head at all times.
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    How about we live in a world where nobody gives a shit what the Catholic Church has to say about marriages of any kind. And we make them pay taxes.
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    Not liking sports doesn’t make you interesting.
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    Why do pre existing conditions matter? Was he going to die in that exact way at that exact time on that exact day without a full grown adult kneeling on his neck? It doesn’t matter if he had just taken a cyanide pill. He was killed by cops. #JusticeForGeorgeFlyod
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    I’m not gonna take a pic, but I’m on a subway platform watching a mentally ill hobo argue with people who aren’t there. He’s also wearing a mask. Tormented by imaginary foes yet he still makes the effort to protect them from the virus. NYC’s gonna be okay.
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    Remember: anyone who’s truly successful at life wouldn’t have the time to take your money and teach you how to be successful too.
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    This is out today on @peacock you can watch it RIGHT NOW. I am grateful and excited and happy to share this with the world even if it’s all fucked up these days.
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    This is what happens if you let your children grow up thinking birthdays are special forever.
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    The Prince of Freshness himself! Hear these words and do as he commands! My new album Scuttlebutt is out today! music.apple.com/us/album/scutt…
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    Selling “End Capitalism” signs.
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    I’d go see an all horn section Oasis tribute band called Blowasis
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    Weezer sounds like an allergic reaction to Phish.
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    Stop telling people who are upset about something to “be positive”. Sometimes things just fucking suck. Acknowledge their pain and let them hate it all for a while so they can get over it. If you put a “positive spin” on everything you’ll eventually be too dizzy to move on.
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    My album KING SCORPIO drops today. Get it now orcd.co/kingscorpio let’s make history!