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@mrqqus
London, England
Joined April 2020
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    Imagine telling this story without proof sksksdkdkdkdkd
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    Giving a naughty child a brick on a glass table xkxkxnxjdmdkskd the risk assessment is killing me
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    This slice design looks like it offers the most sandwich intake. I will not explain further.
    Practice makes perfect. 🫶🏻 I went the ham and cheese route today.
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    LOOOOOOOOOL kids k!ll me 😭
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    America is a mad place because if this were a Premier League footballer getting caught in 4K handing a bunch of hoes some drugs on a yacht, his career is finished.
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    Me 🤝 screenshotting confirmed online orders even though the email came through.
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    This is that brudda from Friends.
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    Jon Snow was a Targaryen for no reason. Have a good night.
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
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    Completed my first Ramadan. I can see why Muslims say they miss the month of Ramadan and can’t wait for the next one. I genuinely feel like a better man, Alhamdulillah. I even feel like I should still be fasting 😭
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    Gave my daughter Supermalt for the first time… look at her reaction 😭🤍
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    LOOOOOOL nah, how did Liam come back from this #LoveIsland
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    Arsenal beat Man City today. Which fanbase appear to be really upset right now?
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    Alhamdulillah 🤲🏾🤍🌙 My first Ramadan completed. Eid Mubarak to all brothers and sisters. May Allah accept our du’as and efforts, Insha’Allah.