Delighted to be taking my alter ego on the road in ‘26. Come and say hello to the People’s Chief. All bams welcome. gildedballoon.co.uk/the-chief-2026/
My Dad would have turned 95 this month. Towards the end of his life I asked him what he would have done differently if he had his time over. He considered for a moment, then said ‘probably wouldn’t have had children’. 14 years ago and I still laugh every time I think about it.
So day 5 of my twitter life. Disappointed I haven’t been involved in a spat yet. Boris Johnson is an exceptional PM. Bob Dylan’s best work came in his Christian period. Hibs will spank Hearts in the semi cos the jambos are a pub team.
Driving to Edinburgh, a car full of props, a head full of lines I don’t quite know yet and a nervous liver. Yup, it’s another festival. This year I’m back as The Chief. Love to see you there.
I’m about to step onstage in Glasgow to perform a show with the advertising log-line ‘a total love letter to Edinburgh’. Yup. In Glasgow. Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye.