When I was 30, my best friend & I partied super hard & had the sort of crazy nights you only fantasize about.
Now we’re 46
I’m married with kids & he’s still partying
We hung out tonight, & I assure you:
He’s a loser.
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@mrfboyer
Cultural arbitrager. Visionary tastemaker. Arbiter of cool. Adjudicator of zeitgeist. Professional opportunist. Beautiful chaotic energy.
Vail, CO
Joined January 2011
- Replying to @Rich_CooperYou clearly don’t know many female doctor couples. She’s not going anywhere.
- I will die on the hill that 99% of people think they want wood burning fireplaces but actually prefer gas burning once they have one. Gas fireplaces are a modern marvel.My one piece of advice in life: Do whatever you can to get yourself a wood-burning fire place.
- Here’s a business for all you side hustle nerds: Met a guy a dinner last night who makes and sells clear ice cubes to restaurants for $2/ea Sells about 3000 a week. Makes them in his garage.
- New side hustle: Pay me $100 and I’ll show up and quote your wife an obscene amount of money for renovations she wants you to do around the house.
- Friend just had me look at her landscaping plan from a private equity owned landscaper: $202k Sent her to a buddy who bid it at $44k These roll-ups are long term doomed. I predict the original owners will buy back for penny’s on the dollar.
- Values? Bro, this is a tractor company.I hate that these exist, the Italians sold out their values to make these.
- Relax bro. People are just tired of Chipotle and it’s no longer the deal that it was at one time. $18 burritos just don’t hit the same.BREAKING: Chipotle COLLAPSED after reporting horrible earnings today. The consumer is OUT of money.
- I’m a pretty handy guy. And with the help of AI I figured I could easily rewire some boiler valves to work with my new smart thermostats. I used ChatGPT, Grok and Gemini …so anyway, Mr Plumber is here getting the heat working again because all the AI advice was wrong.
- Replying to @ApartheidElonXI hardly know this guy any more. I’m putting it out there more of a warning to guys who think that the party can go on forever…turns out, you really don’t wanna be the old balls at the party.
- If you saw this photo and thought “I should invest with this guy” you deserve to lose your money.
- Replying to @hognif and @prisoninvestor1This is based on a real case in NYC…prison owners bribing judge to send kids to juvenile jail. Google it.
- I graduated college with a guy who had a 4.0 in engineering, was an All American athlete, got a PhD for the fun of it and then got tech rich If you met him you’d have no idea he wasn’t just a run of the mill frat dude That’s Pete. Real life intellectual monster.100% co-sign this. I’ve also known a lot of JD Vance. The Internet is full of them, lots of them sell courses.
