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Health and wellness is ruining my life
Jordan
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- The human body wasn’t designed for the way most of us currently live. Sitting in a chair jacking off for 5-6 hours every day… we weren’t meant for this
- A secret home remedy for chapped lips is to lick them. Your saliva will moisten the lips and relieve the chapping
- Teaching a woman how to play iMessage 8ball by standing behind her and guiding her hands on the phone
- Give it to me straight doc, how tall am I and how old am I
- Replying to @L1LPEACH[Crawling out from the flaming wreckage of a plane crash,stepping over my fathers corpse] some day I will make an energy drink about this
- When I was a kid you had to get a Fake ID. And now it seems like you have to get a Real ID
- Girl you was reading wouldShelves of non-books for the post-literate.
- They call it indica because you can get “in da car” and drive after smoking it
- That awkward moment when somebody walks a mile in my shoes and outperforms me in every possible way
- I need a Brazilian mind lift
- Long ass day… time to kick back with some non THC weed, a couple of non-alcoholic beers, and a vape pen that just gives you hot air
