Jordan@mr_certainlyNov 21, 2024The human body wasn’t designed for the way most of us currently live. Sitting in a chair jacking off for 5-6 hours every day… we weren’t meant for this1.1K1.1K10K10K187K187K8.1M8.1M
Jordan@mr_certainlyNov 21, 2024A secret home remedy for chapped lips is to lick them. Your saliva will moisten the lips and relieve the chapping2802803.3K3.3K113K113K3.4M3.4M
Jordan@mr_certainlyAug 27, 2024Teaching a woman how to play iMessage 8ball by standing behind her and guiding her hands on the phone17171.5K1.5K32K32K797K797K
Jordan@mr_certainlyJul 18, 2025Give it to me straight doc, how tall am I and how old am I21211.9K1.9K30K30K558K558K
Jordan@mr_certainlyMar 25, 2025Replying to @L1LPEACH[Crawling out from the flaming wreckage of a plane crash,stepping over my fathers corpse] some day I will make an energy drink about this9934134129K29K230K230K
Jordan@mr_certainlyAug 22, 2025When I was a kid you had to get a Fake ID. And now it seems like you have to get a Real ID181874974924K24K372K372K
Jordan@mr_certainlyJul 19, 2024Girl you was reading wouldJoyce Carol Oates@JoyceCarolOatesJul 19, 2024Shelves of non-books for the post-literate.991.4K1.4K22K22K544K544K
Jordan@mr_certainlyJun 3, 2025They call it indica because you can get “in da car” and drive after smoking it181887087018K18K378K378K
Jordan@mr_certainlyJun 4, 2025That awkward moment when somebody walks a mile in my shoes and outperforms me in every possible way15151.1K1.1K16K16K549K549K
Jordan@mr_certainlyNov 30, 2024Long ass day… time to kick back with some non THC weed, a couple of non-alcoholic beers, and a vape pen that just gives you hot air161661461413K13K254K254K