need a very beautiful and very blurry candid to be taken of me at a party soon. ideally one which captures my joyful and loving nature while obscuring my kind of weird face
jordan
5,800 posts
jordan
@mosscircle
childhood studies grad student, longshorewoman
toronto
Joined March 2022
- intuitive eating is so funny as a concept . my body has never intuited that it is time to stop eating cheese and crackers
- obsessed with how the new hampshire license plates say Live free or die and the maine ones say Lobster
- just checked my credit card statement . anyone feeling particularly generous towards a beautiful young academic
- my sloppy discursive academic writing used to be a huge problem now they're treating me like a genius of the academy because it's obvious i didn't hand in a chatgpt paper
- First day on the job as npr tiny desk intimacy coordinator
- i get it when a cafe has a no laptop policy but i deeply hate when they have signs like “no laptops… only REAL and GENUINE moments :)” first of all i can easily have a fake ass miserable moment without my computer!!!
- Replying to @mosscirclereading a sentence where i questionably define something as tautological and then defensively cite foucault. a computer could never do this
- Replying to @mosscirclethe only thing you can really intuitively eat is like boiled eggs (1). otherwise it’s like my body is a perfect machine for 6000 calories of pita chips
