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This is a dictatorship! What I tweet goes!
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- People who are confused that people can go long stretches without sex are so fascinating to me lol
- A tragic plane crash with NO survivors happens the second week of his presidency and he gets on camera and says “you want me to go swimming?” in response to visiting the site and meeting with the families. That devil needs to be taken out back.
- No you freaky bitch!Does anyone else mix the pb & j first
- Stole his ENTIRE face. How y’all got the same TEEF!?my dad and me 🤷♂️🇱🇧
- Then went straight to calling her a bitch and a motherfucker. Good for her!I got this girl number like 2 weeks ago. We textin gettin acquainted and I said “I’m free this weekend shorty. What’s your availability?” This bitch gon reply “who is shorty?” I never blocked a mf so fast in my life. We not finna do this
- You bought a $50k home. In the hood. You rehabbed it and are selling it for 3, 4x that amount. In the hood. They couldn’t afford the home $50k so they can magically afford it @ 4x more? How is that helping anybody who lives there?
- My granny be like “I’m gonna make y’all a snack” You walk in the kitchen and this lady done made pork chop sandwiches, fresh cut french fries and a pound cake LMFAO
- Y’all are referring to rape and abuse as “mistakes” so I already know what y’all be on
- She tried to say Kourtney called North “her lesson” because she “teaches her patience” but nope, *this* is what Kourtney meant. North be treating Kim’s ass like Kim treats everybody else 💀
- There was a measles outbreak last year. Take a wild guess why none of us got it
GIF - Thanks for the pose sister, will be using it next week!Attachments 😍😍
