Michelli
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- Girl I haven’t talked to since high school: Hey girl!! Love your feed! Would you be interested in making your own schedule and becoming a boss babe ALL from the comfort of your hom- Me:
- Real men get mani pedis sorry I don’t make the rules
- People are getting big mad at me this year because I’ve had absolutely no time for toxic friendships/relationships. You want me to put up with your bullshit during a civil rights movement AND a global pandemic??
- Kk I’m ready to be a wife don’t talk to me unless you’re husband material thanks - management
- Your mcm goes to Molly’s on Thursday and goes home to tweet “my life is a movie”
- I don’t talk about stuff like this very often on social media but im pretty fuckin proud of myself for turning my entire life around in the past year
- It’s really sad to see someone you know come forward about their experience w/ domestic violence and everyone doubt them. “He was a nice guy”. Yeah so are most serial killers and rapists. Y’all make me sick
- For real! I like one person every ten years lmaoYo some girls always have a man 😭😭 like always. Leave one, get another one. And they not wrong but how do you keep meeting and liking people?
- A REAL confident bad bitch is kind and not intimidated by the presence of another beautiful woman. Do not let these catty mean girls fool u
- This is why you leave after the first time 🙂cheaters never want to deal w the consequences of their actions.. they hate having to rebuild trust, they hate not having access to u anymore, they hate that u want more reassurance, they hate that ur a little insecure now, they hate that u don't want to jump back in w them, etc.
