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It’s been cool of deepfake technology to provide us with so many laughs before dissolving what’s left of trust in the truth. I hope I at least die in a COOL subjective reality cuz if I get stuck with a bunch of dorks I’ll be pretty sad.
Morgan Murphy
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Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
I do comedy. I like sports.
- Hi this is my joke &my dog. His name is Jack. May I have a car please? 🙏So proud
- At this point, “I can’t vote for Biden” is the left’s version of “I will not wear a mask.” It’s a personal choice that could disproportionately hurt the most marginalized people among us, but at least yer doing your thaaang!
- people are anxious & rude, there’s a lot of coughing, and sandwiches cost $15. we are living in airport times.
- 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 it’s easier to get measles than it is to get an abortion 🇺🇸🇺🇸
- we don’t usually get to see this much footage of a cult until the documentary comes out.
- angry Gaffigan fans might want to look inward and consider the likely possibility that they’re wrong, and the man whose job it is to describe life out loud, and whose accurate observations about reality they’ve repeatedly paid to hear, is correct.
- trump is such a piece of shit we should change the number for pooping from 2 to 45.
- Trump is the closest thing I have to a baby. I check to see if he’s up first thing in the morning then I spend the rest of the day telling people at work what he said.
- Twitter is kind of like college if all the professors only taught you stuff they learned 3 minutes ago.
- so if somebody offered me millions of dollars for my dog I would say no. and you know what? that’s insane.
