lobster fisher
6,253 posts
lobster fisher
@mooseloff
- Top 3 scariest things in VALORANT: - yay - vanity with a judge - Asuna when he's playing for her
- Viper on breeze has to be the most miserable role in all of VALORANT
- Top 5 most satisfying things in VALORANT: 1. Getting a kill with Sova ult 2. Getting 4 teammates with mics 3. Knifing Chamber TPs 4. Killing a Raze that popped rocket 5. Closing the game
- How to be “good” at VALORANT 1. Lock Chamber every game 2. OP only ct side 3. Lurk only t side 4. Congrats on your match mvp!
- Ranked rule #2 - “can i have my gun” If you buy a vandal/phantom after winning pistol and lose it vs the eco, the gun is no longer yours and the person that picked it up has the right to keep it.
- I think KAY/O’s knife should 1 shot kill if it directly hits someone, like a call of duty throwing knife. I understand he doesn’t need a buff but I wanna see someone get cross-map knifed, like the good old days.
- valorant has been out for almost 3 years and people still "cant play smokes"
- New Sentinels roster: TenZ dapr Elon Musk Dream (after face reveal) The Rock Good luck to all franchised rosters.
- Ranked rule #1 - Scoreboard rule: If 2 players need a drop and you only have enough money to buy 1 of them, you always buy the one with more kills. This rule can only be overridden if the player with lower frags is your duo.
- MY GIRLFRIEND IS A WORLD CHAMP LETS GOOOO ❤️🖤❤️🖤 @alexisfps
