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m*hru
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m*hru
@moonphatt
patron saint of former college athletes
boston
Joined September 2018
- the most oppressed n depressed child is the eldest daughter
- eldest daughter brain compartments be like: 1. personal trauma 2. mother's trauma 3. father's trauma 4. siblings trauma
- we are witnessing the zayn-malik-barbershopification of kenum, okay?
- next semester i will be an academic atomic bomb
- u nap in a brown household and wake up to ur parents on the verge of a divorce
- this is a great time for south asian barbers to show what they are capable ofA Zayn Malik lookalike competition will take place in New York this Sunday.
- when ur parents ask how ur degree is going so u ask them how their marriage is going now we're both reflecting on our choices
- my friend sneezed and his white friend yelled ABDULLAH instead of alhamdulillah
- some of u have no idea how to behave in a group setting when someone new is around... just be polite and include them in the conversation...i am glad i am not associated with u though
- saif ali khan is the luckiest man on earth. married to bebo, nawab of pataudi, strong cricketing legacy, acting also in blood, nawab fortune, good looking, funny, good genes, married to bebo cuz that's crazy
- almost cheered for a bhutto, india you are so cookedSo, @BBhuttoZardari just got done cooking India and its narrative on sky news a little while ago. Think of the meltdowns this will cause.
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