i remember being a minor on the internet in adult spaces & treating it like i got into a club w/ a fake ID. now it’s like theyre showing up at the door w/ their real ID, demanding to be let in only to complain about how ppl dance, the music, & that there’s alcohol being served.
i have. a thought.
so alpha knot yes? yes.
but what about—omega lock? where their bodies tighten around the knot, making it impossible to pull out then it’s followed by a locked O which is an elongated orgasm that makes the chances of getting preggo almost guaranteed.
😀
maybe omega’s /have/ to have a locked O in order to get pregnant so it’s like—the alpha’s got work extra hard to get their pups & the omega has to be completely willing or else their body won’t do it. ya followin’?
….this was a post nut idea ok some of the details are hazy LOL
older omega kirishima x young alpha bakugo 😮💨 give. it. to. mE. GIVE.
kirishima: i am past my prime little one :,)
bakugo: r u saying my knot isn’t good enough? my scent not strong enough for u??
kirishima: im scared to top
bakugou: why
kirishima: im not bragging when i say this but my dick is huge
bakugo, crossing his legs: go on
kirishima: no kats i’m—
bakugo, pulls measuring tape out of thing air: tell me when to stop
kirishima: 😑 thIS IS SERIOUS
i like the idea of the omega lock being a tangible, evolutionary thing. like—alphas are educated to be prepared for it but not compete. in a/b/o, most of the time, it’s all about the alpha’s & them trying to prove that they’re the best option—NOT HERE FELLAS.
artist bakugo on the phone w/ kirishima: i need a reference
kirishima: :D i’m here for u bro what do u need? hair? clothing? back muscles? thighs?? i’ve been working on my calves—
bakugo: cum
kirishima: 😀 pardon?
okay but a mha pro hero podcast where listeners learn that dynamite is actually really funny & only laughs hard when red riot says something stupid. uwu.
piercer bakugo minding his own silly little business when the bell to his shop chimes & in comes a scrawny little blond flanked by two beefy gym bros that make bakugo scrunch his face.
/pornstars/ he thinks with an eyeroll.
"this is a leash."
"yes."
"...it's hooked to your collar."
"would be weird if it wasn't."
"& you want me...hold it...at the party...?"
"well don't be a fucking pussy about it. leashes /are/ meant for tugging."
podcast caller: kirishima, if there was a part of your body that you could change instantly, what would it be?
bakugo, immediately: don’t
kirishima, ignoring him: i wish that my—
bakugo: kirishima.
kirishima: dick was—
bakugo: EIJIRO
kirishima: smaller.
bakugo:
kirishima: thinks he has to do yoga naked bc denki told him it’s the only right way to do it so he does and just forgets about windows and curtains
bakugo, his neighbor who is just now starting to come out of the closet: