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daughter: i want to dress as a headless Henry VIII for halloween.
me: uh, it was actually his wives that were beheaded
daughter: exactly
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@monkchips
redmonk co-founder, sunshine in a bag, industry analyst loves developers, "motivating in a surreal kind of way". came up with "progressive delivery". he/him
- Replying to @neilmwebb and @GeoffSlaughteri call it Coping From Home.
- arguably the most powerful tech company in the world hires engineers in their 60s. we should all learn from that redmonk.com/jgovernor/2017…
- the modern tech industry is basically folks just endlessly remaking remakes of heroku
- Couple of SPARC servers casually hanging out outside the chicken shop on my street this morning
- just spoke to a friend, her boyfriend's team is mostly Ukrainian. they are working for two or three hours, writing software, then going out to fight, before coming back to do some more work. and here's me thinking it's hard to get anything done... ukraine strength 🇺🇦 💪💯
- i saw a white man tell a black women in tech to shut up today and, frankly, it disgusted me. i am heading over to @BlackGirlsCode to make a donation right now. fuck that guy. black women's voices are vital. blackgirlscode.com
- why are nigerian artists so incredible at hyper-realistic drawing and painting? x.com/i/moments/9681…
- gonna tell my kids this was how we deployed a kubernetes clusterSorry Erich von Däniken—you don’t need aliens to explain the Pyramids and Easter Island…just very determined and ingenious Homo sapiens. x.com/JoaquimCampa/s…
- My fellow men, for the love of all things holy, if you say something women find offensive or unhelpful, please pay attention to them when they point it out. They are not a "mob", they are not "you people", they are concerned humans trying to help you be kinder and better.
- "Web 3" folks spent the last couple of years telling us decentralised is clearly better because you own your own data or some nonsense and now everyone is like how the fuck does mastadon even work why isn't there one centralised service? And that's just the nerds.
- When you bring home some cute stickers for the kids but don't read the small print before you hand them over. Thanks @ashleymcnamara 🤣
