me: I tested positive for covid and will be stuck in Italy for god knows how long, I am really upset
my brother:
molly d :)
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- not kidding a group of men just watched me park my car from their porch and when I got out one yelled “how did you get your drivers license”
- it’s everyone’s favorite time of year: when my aunt publicly compares her marriage to 9/11
- I miss indoor dining so muchWatching a lady get fingered at Chili's
