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Megan Townsend
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The saint from St.Helens,she/her, Deputy Editor @mixmag | Dm's r open... but the views?! those are mine baby
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    Megan Townsend
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    Dec 4, 2023
    “It’s not castles in the sky, it’s beyond that - it’s the apocalypse” I profiled @evian_christ for the latest @Mixmag cover — talking trance, strobes + the sublime 📷: Igor Pjörrt Feature: shorturl.at/mtDE0 Cover Mix: shorturl.at/isBL1
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    Megan Townsend
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    Mar 29, 2022
    I shit you not a woman is watching Shrek next me on the tube loudly from her phone and I looked over at it and she turned her phone so I could also watch Shrek
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    Megan Townsend
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    Jan 11, 2021
    Sorry you’re nothing but evil if you’re going to cut a fucking pepper in half because you don’t think a child deserves a full one
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    Megan Townsend
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    Nov 27, 2020
    So excited for tier 2 x
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    Megan Townsend
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    Jun 4, 2024
    Once again proving the UK’s most powerful individuals are girlies with a full set of gels and lash extensions - cross them at their peril, they will get you
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    Colin Millar
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    Jun 4, 2024
    Nigel Farage being drenched in milkshake outside Clacton's Wetherspoons. A three-part story captured by Ben Stansall, AFP/Getty Images.
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    Megan Townsend
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    Mar 29, 2022
    Replying to @mmtowns
    It wasn’t in in English so I had no idea it was Shrek btw like, the only reason I looked over is because the Shrek version of hallelujah was playing and I could recognise it literally anywhere
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    Megan Townsend
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    Mar 19, 2020
    No lockdown ever has all four 1. A garden 2. A girlfriend/boyfriend 3. A pet 4. Full pack of Paracetamol
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    Megan Townsend
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    Mar 29, 2022
    Replying to @mmtowns
    This isn’t a complaint either this is a rush hour crush
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    Megan Townsend
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    Mar 29, 2022
    Replying to @mmtowns
    I know I’ve been talking about Shrek a lot recently but I’m genuinely being serious
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    Megan Townsend
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    Sep 21, 2023
    He’s verging on being a national treasure at this point
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    BBC News (UK)
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    Sep 21, 2023
    Daniel Khalife denies Wandsworth prison escape bbc.in/3ZsqoFX
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    Megan Townsend
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    Oct 27, 2021
    Soz but retired GPs trying to make it so the next generation have a safe habitable planet don’t deserve this shit
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    Megan Townsend
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    Oct 19, 2020
    Fellas is it gay to survive a car crash
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    Megan Townsend
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    Feb 4, 2023
    Helena Bonham Carter is a prime example of how people delude themselves into thinking posh-but-quirky people are iconic when they are actually just massive tories
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    Megan Townsend
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    Apr 1, 2022
    Remember 6 months ago when everyone was encouraging running over pensioners prostesting for better insulation for our houses to stop an energy crisis and now it’s gonna cost a grand to heat a one-bed bungalow for a month lmfao