Knowin there is a banana in my desk drawer in work, which has been there since a week before lockdown is makin me feel anxious.
ML
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ML
@mlcoolj2
Private Investigator / Beige Food Blogger
- When Sweden is playin Denmark, its SWE - DEN. And the letters left over are DEN - MARK.
- Picture the scene. Its 6pm. Abroad. Poolside. 30 degrees. Met pool pals. 5 strawb daqs down. Nearly time to go upto room wae a bag of Jamon Ruffles, lie doon, watch sky news or a mediocre film ye wouldnt watch if it wis on back home, nap, up, tunes on, shower, balcony drink. Oot
- Cause it comes from ᴄʜʏɴᴀ
- Always somethin sad about New Year but cant put my finger on why?
- A member in highschool I used to put away £1.20 a day from my £2.50 lunch money to build up enough funds to 3rd in for a bottle of vodka at the weekend which a mixed with a glass bottle of irn bru.This is me just realisin I was better at budgeting my money back then than a am now
- 2 wee guys just chapped the door asking if I want my car washed. Batter in lads. 😂 £6 bargain
- If she’s “plus size” then I’m Channel 5 documentary fat where they need to remove the walls of your hoose n lift ye out with a crane fat.
- Pubs are a million times better than clubs.Unpopular Opinuon: Going out 👭
- My 16 year old brother starts his first ever job as an apprentice joiner on Thursday, and just said with his first wage he's taking our gran and papa out for dinner 🥺
- Sports Direct declaring themselves essential, cause wit more do we need during lockdown than a 7 pack of Donnay socks and a mug that holds 7 litre.
- Canny breathe 😭😭😭 “ we would kindly ask you do not blow up our Glasgow store” hahahah
