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Softee, CMT
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Softee, CMT
@mistersoftee24
capital asset pricing model enthusiast
Joined October 2022
- alumni on BC burner twitter trying to figure out what’s going on #TheEmail
- Replying to @JosephMama123 @dameon_pierce12 and 2 others@chet_eth thanks for the shirt
- Replying to @dameon_pierce12 @JosephMama123 and 3 otherswrong mister softee I guess
- shoutout gunner stockton. one shot and willingly got CTE so his team could get first and goal for a SEC championship. gotta respect it.
- Replying to @dameon_pierce12three likes and not one has pussy in bio I never thought I’d see the day
- Replying to @dameon_pierce12 and @RDonk69dameon beat the porn bot allegations
- today’s agenda: 1. crush these pancakes 2. win a couple fornite games 3. disregard any work responsibility 4. launch farts into the couch 5. place a few (more than a few) wagers anybody have anything to say about it?
- the pizza at penn station has no business being as good as it is. sober, drunk, hungover, in a rush, time to kill - you name the situation, you can bet your ass I’m getting a pepperoni slice and a raspberry iced tea.
GIF - Replying to @DailyFaceoff @JLazzy23 and 2 others“… get his feet under him” as if the guy doesn’t already have a Norris and is a consensus top 5 defenseman in the league
- girlfriend’s ski house for the weekend. she hit the slopes and im brushing up on ball knowledge.
- joined the fantasy football league at my office for $100. idk shit about ball and this is surely a sunken cost but can’t pass up an opportunity to chop it up with the gentleman a bit. such a locker room guy.
- Replying to @dameon_pierce12how are you private with 14 followers and manage to get tens of likes from porn bots on all of your tweets
