One thing’s for sure, you’re all about to witness the most grammatically correct placards this country’s ever seen. #TeacherStrike
Mr Firth
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Mr Firth
@mister_firth
🏫 Full-time Year 2 teacher 🎥 Satire & skits - content as a coping mechanism 🎙 Creator of @HelpATeacherPod | Links below for collabs & contact 👇
- It is estimated that by 2024 you’ll never be more than 20ft away from a former education secretary
- Here’s my outlook on all this as a teacher: We’re still getting paid. SO many other people can’t even say that. If me being in school, even over Easter hols, means that an NHS worker etc... can go and do their thing. Then so be it. This is so much bigger than us.
- This month I’m doing the ‘October Teacher Challenge’ where I basically just try and get through October.
- I always sleep like a baby the night before we go back to school 😌 (waking up every two hours crying)
- ‘If 10,000 people can make a five mile queue and wait in it for 22 hours then 30 of you can wait in this line 2 more minutes for playtime’ actually left my mouth yesterday.
- Me checking the coast is clear before I print something in colour on the photocopier.
- #TeacherCliches TEACHERS - how many of you say these regularly? 🙊 EVERYONE ELSE - how many of these have you heard? 😫 #edutwitter
00:00 - We’re all still saying ‘Ohh. Does it need chopping off, then?’ In response to minor leg/arm injuries in the playground, right?
- 🚨Rare sincere tweet🚨For me, I think anxiety about going back to school stems largely from, once it begins, you know that’s it - you’re totally consumed by it for the next 10 months & will only really get to switch off again next summer. Kinda daunting & never really gets easier
- Devastated to announce that my PCR test result has come back negative so I have to spend time with friends and family this Christmas 😔
- When the teacher puts you into pairs instead of being able to choose your own
- I’m at a 5th birthday party and a lady dressed up as Elsa who is leading party games just said ‘sit down in a circle.’ And about 20 four & five year olds just did so in a perfect circle immediately. I was like 😦 Never happens to me in Year 2 Conclusion: I need to dress as Elsa?
