Magic players: Pioneer is stale and boring, I hate this format!
Also magic players: This new RW convoke deck in Pioneer is too good! Can we ban all these new cards??
Me to goth girls:
Magic players: Pioneer is stale and boring, I hate this format!
Also Magic players: This new Discover mechanic is too good! We need to ban all these Ixalan cards!
Me to goth girls:
“This tournament is positive EV”
- spends 35 hours playing
- takes a day off work
- drives 6 hours each way
- min cashes to get 2x entry back
- tweets @ fireshoes about there tournament cashing list
- add result to Bio
why is there so many women with tattoos? 😬 like where is your self-respect? where is your pride? do you have dignity? where do you live? are you single? are you free this weekend? wyd on the holidays? do you wanna make out? maybe hold hands?
Life tip: Curate your twitter timeline to be filled with Hot Goth Women so when a major news event happens you see either Hot Goth Women or the opinion's of Hot Goth Women, which is always correct and timely.
Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about MTGO Lag because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own 'MTGO Lag' for almost 20 years
I have just under 44,000 MTGO matches played. If each match lasts 30 mins, that’s 1,320,000 mins played. There are 525,600 mins in a year. I’m 25, and I’ve spent 1/10th of my life playing magic online.