Pinnedmikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchNov 24, 2025trying to master the dead-eyed gaze of a Gay Software Engineer how’d I do303028281.5K1.5K75K75K
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchJun 2, 2025mind you, she’s raiding another woman’s fridge after just sleeping with her husbandHannah@dumbandfunnJun 2, 2025summer is going To Feel Like This6026029.2K9.2K231K231K10M10M
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchFeb 18, 2025work boyfriend (straight data analyst who talks to me about his gf and drag race) bought me a diet coke at lunch1711712.2K2.2K139K139K3.7M3.7M
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchMay 26, 2025if i was a gay man living in ancient greece, i would’ve ran a stan account for one of the greek goddesses like she was a pop diva2402405.5K5.5K89K89K1.8M1.8M
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchFeb 21, 2025not to be the friend that’s too woke but there’s a strong disconnect between older and newer generations where the latter isn’t taught about/doesn’t understand the severity of the AIDS crisis and thinks it’s funny to make jokes like thisscreenset, PhD@tjelesanFeb 20, 2025gay guys were hitting this in the 80s talking bout “its just a mole”1101105.8K5.8K78K78K2.2M2.2M
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchJul 17, 2025can i say something and you guys have to promise to not be mean to me5025021.5K1.5K57K57K5.3M5.3M
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchApr 21, 2025bald ann dowd@ali_siviApr 21, 2025we need a girl pope #girlpope33333.6K3.6K44K44K1.7M1.7M
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchDec 9, 2024he’s the kind of hot that you have to go on antibiotics after and don’t even careJohan Pablo Petersen@DarkLordeBryanDec 9, 2024Luigi Mangione, alleged suspect in the killing of UHC CEO Brian Thompson. The manhunt has now ended with investigators declaring "too hot to convict"2022021.3K1.3K41K41K2.5M2.5M
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchOct 27, 2025sent a voice note to my friends, and this is what it sounded like when i played it back: Very Awesome, Normal Person.00:00Very Awesome, Normal Person.26262.3K2.3K31K31K436K436K
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchAug 22, 2025this but with our busheszach@zachbreechenAug 20, 2025this but with feetGIF34341.3K1.3K24K24K977K977K
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchAug 18, 2024these load counts are getting out of handlivefreeordavid.bsky.social@livefreeordavidAug 18, 2024Shoutout to this mathematician from FIP who knows a thing or two about the quadratic formula. We stan a woman in STEM!24241.3K1.3K21K21K1M1M
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchSep 17, 2024G whiz@SecretgAgentSep 16, 2024Fed rate decision tomorrow!! Announcement on Wed 2pm EST. 🥰😛121267467420K20K1.1M1.1M
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchAug 14, 2025this is gonna be like Lady Gaga’s Telephone but for gay guys who use too much teethPop Base@PopBaseAug 13, 2025Sabrina Carpenter is featured on the title track of Taylor Swift’s new album ‘The Life of A Showgirl.’ Out October 3rd.10410496296220K20K1.1M1.1M
mikey 🕺✨@mikeytalks2muchAug 30, 2025if this was two gay guys, it would be in black and white and up for auction at a West Village Art Galleryava@westcoastwinterAug 29, 2025Found my new least favourite wedding photo of all time454536836816K16K666K666K