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Mike Quasar
@mikequasar
Reluctant pornographer. Former Canadian. I'm in the AVN Hall of Fame but no one has told me where it is. Director for @milehighmovies and others
San Fernando Valley
Joined June 2009
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    This business is not easy or normal. It's a crazy way to make a living. It takes a toll, especially on performers. We are all damaged to some degree but most of us are good people just trying to get through life. We owe you nothing. Leave us alone.
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    Attn - Dudes who follow porn stars on twitter: Sometimes girls will refer to themselves as "sluts" or "whores" and post explicit stuff but in most cases that's just marketing. When you refer to them as such, in most cases. that's you being a douche with Mommy issues.
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    Just assume that any recreational drug you put into your body has fentanyl. Also assume that you are probably going to die. Please just don't do it. There will be plenty of temptation and peer pressure in Vegas this weekend. Walk away. Stay safe everyone.
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    This appears to be legit. So fucking sad. I worked with Kagney for many years. She was our contact girl at Zero Tolerance. She was always like sunshine in the room. A good soul who will be missed. Help her family if you can.
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    Girls. you always have the right to lay down your do's and dont's before a scene.. Never compromise. EVER! We can't do this without you. You hold all the cards even of you don't realize it. In most cases, your agent won't have your back, so have your own at all times.
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    Dear porn editors: Please edit out the part where the man jerks off for 45 minutes to ejaculate on a woman's face. Thank you in advance. Sincerely, Everyone who watches porn.
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    Sorry to use twitter for personal stuff but...Mom's not going to recover. Doctor says it's a matter of time. I canceled a lot of shoots and I'm sorry but I need to be here with the person who means more to me than words could ever convey. This tweet brought to you by Crown Royal.
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    Porn stars don't "retire", they simply leave the industry. "Retire" means you no longer have to work because you have enough money not to, which is why I will never retire and probably die on set while shooting "My Step-Grampa had a debilitating stroke, Volume 66"
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    I worked with Yurizan so many times over the years. Always professional. Always a total sweetheart. Always beautiful. This isn't fun anymore. At all. Ladies, if this job is causing you emotional pain, GET OUT!! No amount of money is worth your soul. I wish I still had mine.
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    This might be an unpopular opinion amongst some of my peers but I feel if you're on set for 12 hours or longer, you should pay talent and crew more. Either increase the budget of your production and shoot more days or be far less ambitious. No one wants to fuck at 3am.
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    “Porn is terrible now. All POV, fake incest, people covered in tats, guys with banana dicks, I can’t even masterbate anymore “ A text from an old friend. My follow up was “True but...BTW, when was the last time you paid for porn?” Response - “why would I do that ?” #entitled
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    Possibly the best photograph I've ever taken, although @Savannahbondxxx makes it pretty easy to take good pics
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    The reason I have a job and you have a job, whether you're a director, producer or agent is because of one thing: the girls. Without the girls we'd just be douchebags with nice cameras hoping that someone we know needs their kid's bar mitzvah filmed. I thank you all.
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    Love one another kids. 23 is way too young. Such a sad day.