The fact that RSVP stands for répondez s’il vous plaît… like that’s actually so true. Please respond
mike
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mike
@mikeofficial
lowkey depressed kid with decent style
Joined January 2017
- Like they were just doing whatever up there
- Mom just called me to tell me I should consider “working for NBC” because I’m “creative” and could “produce a show.” I said thanks that’s a good idea and I’ll look into it!
- She’s kind of looking Mexican af again but not the nurse in Dallas, TX kind of Mexican… This is the evil rich Mexico City kind of Mexican
- When someone is like ugh sorry my hair is greasy it’s like seriously thanks for apologizing. We were all thinking about it and it’s actually making me sick
- Having too much wine and replying “gorg!!!” to my former coworkers story of flowers in a vase. It doesn’t get much better than this
- Did so well in a job interview today that it actually made me fear I’m a sociopath. I was reading all of her signals and vibes and mirroring them to her and then building on them and pathologizing them too. We laughed we cried we had many epiphanies. I probably won’t get the job
- Every time I make a purchase that’s over $200 I’m like that’s fine because I don’t usually buy drugs. Like $400 jeans = ok because imagine that’s coke I never bought
- There is genuinely nothing like libtarding out with your coworker over the news… it’s so indulgent and sinful
- At around 1am on new years I was possessed by a demon that texted some variation of “happy new years love you diva” to maybe over 100 people
- My best friend’s ex boyfriend writing a personal essay about their breakup and calling hanging out with her friends like watching “the worst episode of GIRLS.” Like hold on why am I in it???
- I remember when Lady Gaga debuted I hated her so much because I thought she was stealing Gwen Stefani’s nachos. I was 920 years ago today, gwen stefani released ‘what you waiting for?’
