Middle Age Riot
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Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot
Jokes by John Hartzell. He/him.
Joined September 2016
- "I didn't vote for this." - people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate
- SUPER DUPER MEGA FUN FACT: Joe Biden singlehandedly forced Republicans to waste their entire convention attacking a candidate who wasn't running.
- I don't want Donald Trump just to lose. I want his defeat to be so comically humiliating for him and the Republican Party that nobody so mentally, emotionally, and morally unfit to be president is ever nominated again.
- "I said, Americans spend too much time not working."
- If "never leave your drink unattended" were a person.
- If throwing Donald Trump in jail starts a second Civil War, we'll just have to win that one, too.
- If only there'd been some indication that Clarence Thomas was unworthy of the Supreme Court.
- Why boycott Kid Rock's music for political reasons when you can boycott it for musical ones?
- At this point, Donald Trump is more likely to have a mental condition named after him than a presidential library. #TrumpMeltdown
- Ozzy Osbourne dies: "Rest in peace, Ozzy Osbourne." Hulk Hogan dies: "Rest in peace, Ozzy Osbourne."
