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Michael Ⓜ️
@michaelschweitz
User name at Bluesky is: HaveaSeat
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Born February 16
Joined March 2010
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    Chicago’s crowd size today was approximately 6 Trump inaugurations.
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    Funerals don’t have good and bad seats. It’s not a restaurant or a movie theater, asshole.
    Ivanka and Jared deserved better seats at McCain's funeral, former Trump aide fumes bit.ly/2PqNE23
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    He totally thinks it’s the Louvre.
    President Trump discusses Notre Dame before holding tax & economy roundtable in Minneapolis: "It might be greater than almost any museum in the world & it's burning very badly, looks like it's burning to the ground. So that puts a damper on what we're about to say, to be honest."
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    The last thing a hooker sees before the trunk lid closes.
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    I’m sad today. In 2 hours I will stand to give a reading at the funeral of a woman I loved immensely. The mother to 3 exceptional daughters that have been my lifelong best friends. A wife to an incredible man for over 60 years. Could use some good vibes. My heart is broken. 💔
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    Buddy’s new toy came today. He knew what to do with it right out of the box. @realDonaldTrump
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    Just a reminder. NONE of these men would have been ok with losing a quarter of a million Americans.
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    I’m at work, I’d appreciate if someone could let me know when the White Bronco chase starts. Thanks.
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    What time, money and influence I have will be dedicated to making sure your political career ends and you are forever remembered as the woman who sold out victims of sexual assault. Collins breaks with Flake, refuses to compel vote on protecting Mueller:
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    This is much better. I peed myself making it. 🤣
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    I just peed my pants. She’s still got it, folks!#morbidlyobese
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    Andrew Lawrence
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    If you lack a sunset or fish tank to watch and help you relax today, I’ve got you covered. It’s pure zen. Ohmmmmm.
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    Angie KaranⓋ🌱
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    Buddy goes through the car wash for the first time. 💦 🚗 #sunnysaturday
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