Michael Ian Black
33.8K posts
- "So, to be clear, 9 years later, you don't have a plan." "I have concepts of a plan."
- How do Trader Joe’s employees have more patience than cops?
- You're saying this on TV.Devin Nunes says Republicans have no way to communicate now
00:00 - Impeach JD Vance. Not a joke. Impeach this motherfucking Benedict Arnold for inciting domestic terrorism against his own constituents.Bomb threats in Springfield, Ohio forced the evacuation and closure of public schools and municipal buildings for a second consecutive day. today.com/parents/bomb-t…
- I will continue referring to him as King Frederik Twitter of Denmark.On January 14th 2024, Queen Margrethe II will be succeeded by her son who will become King Frederik X of Denmark.
- If they stop tracking hurricanes there will be no hurricanes.
- Why didn't they make her the host and have some beefcake dude in short shorts turning the letters?Vanna White struggles working with Ryan Seacrest and may exit 'Wheel Of Fortune' early: Report trib.al/XZiTo4K
- In the last year, I've eaten in a restaurant fewer times than the president has been impeached.
- Last year, Prosper TX had 0 murders, 3 robberies, and 18 assaults.The Prosper Police Department shows off their $689,000 multi-purpose vehicle at the annual Chrome and Coffee car show
- Grateful they included a photo of somebody vomiting AND shitting so I get the full idea. Journalism is vital.Violent, diarrhea-inducing stomach bug spreads in Northeast: ‘Incredibly contagious’ trib.al/JSGVicE
- Can't recall a single male politician being criticized for not having biological children.
- Undecided voter here: on one hand, Hunter Biden didn't commit any crimes, but on the other hand Trump's children stole money from their own cancer charity and are prohibited from ever running a charity again so I don't know who to vote for! UGH!
- In lieu of flowers, the family of David Koch requests that mourners simply purchase a Republican politician.
