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Michael Hogan
@michaelhogan
Writer/author/editor/script tickler/Tractor Boy/dad/doofus. Literary agent: Juliet Pickering @ Blake Friedmann. My debut novel is out now, order link below!
London N16
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    Michael Hogan
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    Mar 31
    Looking for springtime reading? Fancy some canine cosy crime? Get your paws on my debut novel, #thedogwalkersdetectiveagency, published by @MichaelJBooks! 🐶🔍🚨🐾🍂📕 “Charming and big-hearted with a gigantic twist” JOJO MOYES “I screamed with laughter and delight” JILLY COOPER
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    Michael Hogan
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    Jul 7, 2020
    FFS. Tom Meighan from Kasabian assaulted his girlfriend in a "sustained attack", dragged her back into the house by her ankles and a terrified kid dialled 999 - and he gets community service. What sort of message does that send out about domestic abuse and women's safety?
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    Michael Hogan
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    Oct 1, 2021
    “There’s one thing I’m interested in and one thing only and that’s catching bent coppers” - A bus driver tonight
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    Michael Hogan
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    Mar 16, 2019
    Daughter, 7, got a little book in a party goodie bag called 1001 Ways To Save The Planet. Just got panicked message from birthday girl's mum. Turns out there's a page on "detoxing your sex life" with "animal-free bondage gear and solar-powered vibrators" #northlondon
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    Michael Hogan
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    Sep 30, 2024
    Why aren’t all these articles about London’s worst mainline station headlined “Euston, we have a problem”?
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    Michael Hogan
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    Jul 15, 2021
    Bukayo Saka was "a model student" who got four A*s and three As in his GCSEs, less than three years ago. Wonder why people are at pains to claim that his social media posts are ghostwritten, when they wouldn't say this about certain other public figures and famous people🤔
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    Paul Embery
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    Jul 15, 2021
    Please remember, whenever you read a ‘heartfelt statement’ from a high-profile footballer, it has almost certainly been ghost-written by a press officer. Not a criticism, but we should recognise how these things work.
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    Michael Hogan
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    Aug 10, 2020
    Wild swimming = swimming Slaw = coleslaw Side-hustle = part-time job Mac 'n' cheese = macaroni cheese Long read = feature Bone broth = stock Running = jogging Staycation = staying at home, not holidaying in the UK, which is a holiday
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    Michael Hogan
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    Jul 7, 2020
    Replying to @michaelhogan
    ALSO ALSO Tom Meighan's own statement yesterday: “Following today’s announcement, I just wanted to let you all know that I am doing well..." Oh, that's a weight off our minds. How about the woman and child? No apology? (I'm a bit cross, can you tell?)
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    Michael Hogan
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    Mar 24, 2024
    People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura
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    Michael Hogan
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    Aug 18, 2021
    Channel 4 have changed Thursday night's schedules in tribute to #SeanLock. Stand-up special Keep It Light will air at 10pm. A classic episode of 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown follows at 11pm. Streaming service All4 will also create a compilation of his TV appearances #telly
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    Michael Hogan
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    Jul 7, 2020
    Replying to @michaelhogan
    Also, Kasabian's announcement yesterday about him leaving the band for "personal reasons", eliciting sympathy from many fans, when they knew full well he was due in court less than 24hrs later for domestic violence... Cynical and shameful
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    Michael Hogan
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    May 10, 2019
    16 items middle-class people own: Sommelier corkscrew, Daunt Books tote bag, yoga mat, Scrabble, Maldon sea salt, three copies of White Teeth, Aeropress, Diptyque candle (never lit), bottle of Limoncello (never drunk), Ladybird for Grown-Ups loo book, 6 Gu ramekins for nibbles
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    Michael Hogan
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    Jan 14, 2018
    These new “Please hold on, the bus is about to move” announcements on London buses, several seconds late, when the bus is already moving, aren’t annoying AT ALL, OH NO
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    Michael Hogan
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    Jul 16, 2019
    Yes, that’s enough pics of you looking old now, thanks