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Mike 📺
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Mike 📺
@michaelcollado
I’m probably watching TV right now. Team Oxford Comma. michaelcollado.substack.com
Joined June 2008
00:00I hate content where the person splits the screen and it’s just them nodding in agreement .. like a repost wasn’t enough? You had to be in it??- How it feels to have a lil show you’re looking forward to watching after work
- The NYC apartment of the character in a movie or show with no money
- A WhatsApp commercial without the Latina of the cast?‘Modern Family’ cast reunites for a WhatsApp commercial.
- Netflix decided to randomly charge me and restart my account a couple days ago. I bet I’m not the first person this has happened to. Whichever law firm wants to begin the class action, I’ll happily be your lead plaintiff.Peacock is increasing up to $17/mo so I canceled Netflix and Disney+
- Seven months to film eight episodes of a show that should’ve been on The CW‘WEDNESDAY’ Season 2 has wrapped filming.
- Me when I find the person responsible for normalizing 8-episode seasons
- Me at the end of a Zoom meeting where I said nothing for 55 minutes
- How it feels to open a Google Doc and see someone else in there too
GIF - I give a fuck about the Oxford commaimagine using your bio to actually tell people about yourself
- This is what Pete Buttigieg was doing as Secretary of Transportation, apparently.
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