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michael wave
@michael___wave
creature enthusiast @wormfromhome they/them
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    michael wave
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    Apr 7, 2025
    our fundraiser is not getting the visibility it used to - no doubt due to several months now of me spamming the link constantly we need your help! 🚨 if you’re seeing this - please - RT or QT - fave, bookmark or reply - make your own tweet w the link
    Help Maher and baby Elias survive in Gaza
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    michael wave
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    Jan 11, 2024
    imagine you’re an elephant, minding your own business, thinking elephant thoughts. and then the cornucopia truck breaks down right next to you. what a day. what a day to be an elephant
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    michael wave
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    Dec 21, 2023
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    The Advocate
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    Dec 21, 2023
    A Second Gay Congressional Staffer Was Filmed Having Sex in a Capitol Building advocate.com/politics/capit…
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    michael wave
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    Jan 30, 2025
    I’ve done a total 180 on this guy. he’s not going to solve death, obviously. but he’s our last victorian gentleman scientist using his money doing mad shit to himself that can barely even be described as a proper experiment. shine on, weirdo
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    Bryan Johnson
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    Jan 28, 2025
    I am no longer injecting my son's blood. I've upgraded to something else: total plasma exchange. Steps: 1. Take out all blood from body 2. Separate plasma from blood 3. Replace plasma with 5% albumin & IVIG Here's my bag of plasma. Who wants it? 🧵
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    michael wave
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    Mar 25, 2024
    yeah, great place to be fighting guys, real smart, this can only end well
    Two small black and white cats on top of a white bookshelf with some books and ornaments on, both are up on their hind legs hitting each other with their paws
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    michael wave
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    Jan 17, 2020
    i saw this on fb and i am absolutely inconsolable
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    michael wave
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    Nov 19, 2019
    peace was never an option
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    michael wave
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    Sep 19, 2024
    “why do so many ‘health workers’ have Hezbollah Pagers?” because Hezbollah Pager isn’t a real thing. because that’s what happens supply chains are contaminated. just because the propaganda needs you to be very stupid to believe it doesn’t mean you’re obliged to become that stupid
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    michael wave
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    Nov 22, 2024
    astonishing how whenever you go to the post office the queue in front of you is made up almost entirely of people who appear to have ended up at the post office by accident, have in fact never visited a post office before, and have no idea what they want out of the experience
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    michael wave
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    Sep 23, 2018
    here are 3 things i've never done: - left a rental property without thoroughly deep cleaning it - moved out without a landlord trying to charge me for at least some cleaning - moved in anywhere totally clean
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    michael wave
    @michael___wave
    Aug 25, 2024
    thought this was the saddam hussein meme
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    anabology
    @anabology
    Aug 24, 2024
    LEDs can replicate sunlight, btw, its just that we cheap out on them
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    michael wave
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    Oct 8, 2024
    one cool thing I’ve learned from twitter is that iran is doing incredible things with bricks
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    Philip Oldfield
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    Oct 8, 2024
    More expressive Iranian brick and tile work Designed by Sahar Kamaluddin and Nima Safdari (render by Behnam Hosseinzad)
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    michael wave
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    Aug 27, 2021
    people guzzling horse antibiotics to treat a virus when vaccines are available is a failure of many things, of scientific education, media culture and literacy, individualist vs collective attitudes to health, of online content moderation. but also at some point like, c'mon man
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    michael wave
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    Jul 16, 2024
    the bbc headline doesn’t make it clear but their reporting does: a disabled man was mauled for several minutes at least by an idf attack dog, forcibly separated from his family by soldiers, and left by those soldiers to die of his wounds. not a lonely death, but murder
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