Pinned
miami
30.7K posts
My mom wants me to date her friend's daughter, saying she nice and has good manners blah blah blah... she literally dunno we're already ex's!🤦🏽♂️ Should I tell her???😂- If the third emoji on your phone is to determine your mood this week, which one will it be? Mine: 😍 I guess I'll be seeing brezz all week!😂
- Let's expose ourselves! Me: I can't swin What about you?😂
- Shout out to all the guys who have good intentions, good hearts, actually love ladies and treat them with respect!👏🏽🙌🏽💯
- "Sex" always isn’t everything... have y’all tried just laying down, playing with eachother's hands while they talk about life. Those are the moments to live for. Deep talk and understanding eachother's background!😍
- We all know "sex" is supposed to be a marital privilege but in this generation it has become an audition for dating! Sex is everywhere these days!🥴
- Dear God, please provide food and shelter for the homeless children in every streets of this world!🙏🏽❤️😭
- Having sex with a tall girl is really fun, until she wraps her legs around you and you start feeling like you're being attacked by an octopus!🐙😂💔
- Dear @WhatsApp, please limit the number of status to four in your next update. Some people are abusing it!😏
- So who told African drivers that the best time to buy fuel is after loading the passengers?😂💔
- Dear queens, a big dick alone can't take care of you and raise your kids, get yourself a man with vision and lifetime plan... my dear you won't be horny forever!
- You need zero degrees to be a business owner but you need a degree to work for a business owner. Read this sh!t again!
