People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”
Michael Benjamin
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Michael Benjamin
@mfbenji
Comedian/Actor/Writer
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
- Sorry if it’s weird I responded to your DM two seconds after you sent it, I literally haven’t set my phone down since March 2020
- Actors who were on one hit TV show and made enough money to buy a house and now just randomly appear in stuff but not anything that good and on instagram they’re always on vacations and having fun….career goals
- Sending “happy new years” in iMessage and my phone adds fireworks
- I love how rich people are like “this is impacting us too like for example I’m bored”
- I would never say anything nice about him but the people making fun of his wig, sorry this is what Halloween is supposed to be. I’m bored of celebs $80,000 costumes and photoshoots, go buy a shitty wig and trick or treat with your kids.Mark Zuckerberg as John Wick for Halloween.
- The way my friends in their 20s use Find My Friends is scary…I arrive to a coffee shop and suddenly I get a “can you get me something” text
- Is there a worse sentence than “Elon Musk, Logan Paul, J.K. Rowling and more have weighed in”Elon Musk, Logan Paul, J.K. Rowling and more have weighed in about the “fairness” of letting Imane Khelif compete in the #ParisOlympics, with many seeming to believe she is a man. Khelif was raised and identifies as a female, and is not transgender hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-n…
- No offense but what are any of your jobs and how are you all always traveling
- Getting wordle in one guess is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. My dad looked me in the eyes and called me a liar. My friends are putting me on trial in the group text and I’m losing.
- Yes!!! YES!!!! Bring back comedies that get theatre releases and 65% on rotten tomatoes and I’m not even jokingJulia Roberts and Jennifer Aniston will star together in a body-swap comedy.
- Yearly retweetTbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
