Anyone who thinks Scott Rolen was a better player than Keith Hernandez did not watch baseball in the 1980’s.
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Mets Police
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Mets Police
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Here until the Mets win the World Series while nicely dressed then I am off to save Star Trek. Presently bandwagon frontrunner Knicks casual fan. Satire.
- Replying to @StarTrekWho is this for? People who don’t like Star Trek? People who like Star Trek don’t want this.
- A reminder you can wear (or buy) a jersey that says Gordo or the kewl “Harv” but god forbid someone wear an FDNY cap for an inning.
- I see, we’re gonna bury Cespedes now as if he didn’t win us a pennant and as if everyone didn’t want to sign him and would have been like “prudent Wilpons” had they not. Total Revisionist Bullshit.
- You wake up from a coma. The Reds’ Matt Harvey is pitching to the Mets’ Joey Bats. Donald Trump is the president.
- And we will have them wear their regular uniforms. But not the caps. #AllStarGame
GIF - Man, Matt Harvey had a really bad day. First he misses practice, then his favorite team gets eliminated from the playoffs.
- Future Mets Manager Joe Girardi just referred to “my guys” and “How I can use them” - also said Lugo will be his 7th and 8th inning guy. Did you hear the slip?
- This is important. Feel free to link, share or even rewrite the words for your corporate repurposing team blog - but this message needs to get to Mickey Dear @mets for the love of God take David Wright out on defense mid-inning, here’s why buff.ly/2OM6NM9
- Two hands Flores. You're only there because of an attempted murder.
- A reminder to @mets ushers not to let fans move down. A millionaire might show up at 10:30 and want to sit in his seat, and there’s no way to explain the situation calmly and adjust to the outlier situation on the fly.
- If you trade Thor or Jake this is 1978 and the Mets will play to empty parks for 15 years. There will be MASSIVE fanbase checkout.