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missy

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missy

@messycarroll

Missy by day, Messy by night | victim of TikTok fame Social Media Analyst @SSBehavior @sportsmockery

Chicago, IL

Joined July 2014

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missy
@messycarroll
Oct 16, 2025
Still incredibly hilarious a guy from the SouthSide of Chicago is the Pope. A man who has probably gone to many communion parties where mostaccioli, beef sandwiches and fried chicken is served on folding tables in a garage, he is our guy.
Chicago White Sox
@whitesox
Oct 15, 2025
That's our Pope 🗣️ (🎥: Vatican Media)
White Sox on CHSN
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White Sox on CHSN
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missy
@messycarroll
Nov 7, 2024
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missy
@messycarroll
Jan 1, 2025
Every year I tweet it out, but no new year moment has beaten Gronk spiking Steve Harvey’s Lego bust
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missy
@messycarroll
Jan 22, 2025
Point one for the Roman Catholics
Pop Base
@PopBase
Jan 20, 2025
Pope Francis slams Donald Trump for his plan to conduct large-scale deportation raids: “If it is true, it will be a disgrace, because it makes the poor wretches who have nothing pay the unpaid bill. It won’t do. This is not the way to solve things.”
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missy
@messycarroll
Feb 5, 2025
Our own version of the doomsday clock
Chicago White Sox
@whitesox
Feb 5, 2025
Baseball is right around the corner 🔜
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missy
@messycarroll
Apr 24, 2024
The kind older gentleman in the White Sox jacket sitting alone at the Twins game with headphones on, peanuts, his scorebook, little cooler bag. I want to be his friend.
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missy
@messycarroll
Apr 3, 2024
I think baseball should be affordable so we can bring our families to as many games as possible and your tickets being too expensive is not a brag
DOM
@DOM_Frederic
Apr 2, 2024
jesus christ milwaukee
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missy
@messycarroll
Oct 23, 2024
whoever sent this to my best friend on hinge show yourself omfg
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missy
@messycarroll
Jan 23, 2025
“You’re a Cubs fan that fucking tracks… fucking Wrigleyville bunch of cunts SouthSide’s where it’s at” what a great week to get this clip from Bill Burr
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missy
@messycarroll
Oct 28, 2024
The 2000 men who followed me from this are about to drop me as they will find out quick that I’m the wokest lib in the safe space 🫵
missy
@messycarroll
Oct 23, 2024
whoever sent this to my best friend on hinge show yourself omfg
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missy
@messycarroll
Jan 28, 2025
Trevor Bauer thinks he is worth 2/3rds a Shohei I’m crying laughing LMAO
Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー)
@BauerOutage
Jan 28, 2025
Replying to @VollBird
$400,000,000
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missy
@messycarroll
May 8, 2025
The Pope being a Southside Catholic was inevitable you fools. People that have garage parties for communions and baptisms were always meant to lead this religion.
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missy
@messycarroll
Jun 7, 2024
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@msox12
Jun 7, 2024
DON’T buy the milkshake! It’s mass produced and it is chocolate milk with whipped cream and stale marshmallows for $19.26 with tip and tax. Opening day amazing. Come on @whitesox do better. The only thing you had going for this season.
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missy
@messycarroll
Apr 8, 2025
Trump’s Department of Defense took down Jackie Robinson’s page while “removing DEI content” like a week ago.
Los Angeles Dodgers
@Dodgers
Apr 7, 2025
The World Champs at the White House.
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