mertzy abi
847 posts
mertzy abi
@mertzyabi
random thoughts, politics and tweets — alt to @mertzy
babylon is falling ☾
Joined May 2016
sometimes i forget how privileged i am to live dead center in europe, like i can drive: 30 minutes to 🇫🇷 2 hours to 🇨🇭 4 hours to 🇦🇹 5 hours to 🇨🇿 or 🇧🇪 6 hours to 🇮🇹 7 hours to 🇳🇱 9 hours to 🇪🇸 or 🇬🇧 in america it takes like 6 hours just to go to a different state- I JUST REALIZED I’VE BEEN RENDERING MY VIDEOS AT 2540x1440 RESOLUTION INSTEAD OF 2560x1440 FOR 5 YEARS STRAIGHT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
- ik this is a bad take but this is unironically a red flag for me lmaooso some people just… exist??
- today i had two workers do some work in my flat and when they saw my gaming setup they asked what games i play... long story short it turns out they are hardstuck champs in rocket league, fanboy over squishy, jstn and scrubkilla, and hate how the game has become cosmetics only
- pretty sure i just played against my first ever lagswitch opponent in 1v1s... was up 7-4 with 30 seconds left, all of a sudden i can't move and he easily scores 5 goals and the server is perfectly fine again after that
- i love how y’all can always hide behind “protect the kids” when it suits you. bc the same ppl used to cheer on gambling via crate opening youtubers and the most popular rl twitch streamer makes explicitly sexual jokes/moves on a daily. some of y’all just hate women and it shows
- watched football for 20 years and i can't see what's supposed to be so "women" about this, it's an incredible goalThis is a UCL Final btw, women football isn’t real 😭
- went to a ‘german’ style bar in florida and they refused entry because i showed a german ID and drivers license because they couldn’t verify it
- bro this is how technologically challenged 🇩🇪 is: i’m trying to taxi home (ubers aren’t allowed here) & ask them if i can pay with card, 3 of them say no until one finally says yes. we arrive & mf whips out a card reader and tries to connect it to his phone via bluetooth.. (1/3)
- this asmondgold viewer with youtube premium forgot to sign out of the airbnb tv and i’ve been using his account to watch the new hasan videos, and i think i’m slowly converting him bc i can see the watch history fill up with more hasan videos than i clicked on lmao
- call me simp idc but lanna is fr my favorite person ❤️ omw back to germany and already miss her
- real talk bc i guess i’ll forever live with imposter syndrome. so hard to feel welcome in friend groups in this scene because i constantly think if i wasn’t ‘mertzy’ people would not care to be around me. and it doesn’t help that i don’t feel like i deserve to be where i am today
