I’m obsessed with the way that doctor on here who wrote her thesis on smells gets validated EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
courtney 🐝
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Dear Diary, you ain’t never gonna believe what I am about to write down on yous
Joined July 2008
- Sophie turner is stronger than me cause if my ex husband was holding my children’s passports so they couldn’t come to my home country id start spreading rumors about him and his brothers finger blasting each other tbh
- FUCK I REALLY DID FIND OUT FROM POP CRAVEPresident Joe Biden has dropped from the presidential election.
- Thank god for billy porter and lil nas x reminding us there is beauty in the world
- I think about “they’re not in my life anymore” at least once a week RIP to an incredible mind 😭
- the pandemic has now lasted for two Jennifer Lopez engagements
- Al Pacino was so upset about lily’s loss he said “idk Oppenheimer ig 🙄” same king
- #severance what if you found out you were secretly EVIL and your friend DISAPPEARED and your crush suddenly HATES you and you almost DROWNED and you’re also at WORK
- If we’re doing another dahmer story can it be about the Milwaukee cops who literally helped him murder a child because their homophobia and racism was just too powerful?
- we’re depleting our most sacred and precious resources for something that looks like absolute dog assCoca Cola’s annual Christmas commercial has been created with AI this time.
- The atheism leaving my body when O Holy Night starts playing
GIF - Daniel about to ruin a nearly 80 year marriage“i never said that” me pulling up the receipts:












